Ninja Gaiden 2

[CovieKiller]

It's out today.

Buy it now, unless you're afraid of a game turning you into a quivering mass of weeping girly man.*

The first Ninja Gaiden on XBox is the hardest game I've ever played. And not because it was poorly made. I know that when I failed, it was simply because I wasn't good enough.

Oh, and if you only have a PS3, then you're already a girly man. And girly men don't play awesome ninja games anyway.



*Thang, this doens't apply. You'd just be a weeping manly girl I guess..

[TheZenMan]

Ninja Gaiden fucking sucks.

[Unreal Player]

ninja gaiden is awesome. They didn't have it at blockbuster yet , so i rented Rainbow Six las vegas 2 for now.

[TheZenMan]

Nope, it's shit.

[iaacp]

Ninja Mehden.

Omega was meh. Just meh.

Besides, why would I buy any game, for any reason at all, when MGS4 is a week away?

Answer: I wouldn't. Even if GTA4 was releasing this week. Nope.

[CovieKiller]

Ninja Gaiden fucking sucks.

Was it too hard for you, buddy?

[TheZenMan]

Nope, I finished just fine.

It just fucking sucks is all.

First off, ninjas are homo unless you're 8.

And 2nd, Hayabusa is a lifeless, unappealing character to play and easily the gayest portrayal of a ninja in history.

The enemies suck, the gameplay sucks and the flashy, snazzy dragon ball z shit is fucking gay.

Then, like you, there's a following of douches who do the whole "Oh it was so hard! I'm a hardcore fucking gamer mutherfucker!" and hold it up as some sort of accomplishment.

It's gay man, pure and simple.

[Unreal Player]

it's better than grand theft auto

[SpiderByte]

I think Zen has some inner hatred towards Ninja's. He must be gay.

Anyways, yeah I picked up Ninja Gaiden 2. Its awesome...pure awesome. The camera gets a little annoying at times but its forgiveable. The game is also quite hard. Most of the boss fights so far have been gut wrenchingly difficult. Im only on Chapter 5. I can see myself playing this game more than once thats for sure. In some ways, its harder than the first but also easier.

[CovieKiller]

Nope, I finished just fine.

It just fucking sucks is all.

First off, ninjas are homo unless you're 8.

And 2nd, Hayabusa is a lifeless, unappealing character to play and easily the gayest portrayal of a ninja in history.

The enemies suck, the gameplay sucks and the flashy, snazzy dragon ball z shit is fucking gay.

Then, like you, there's a following of douches who do the whole "Oh it was so hard! I'm a hardcore fucking gamer mutherfucker!" and hold it up as some sort of accomplishment.

It's gay man, pure and simple.

Nah, I just see at as the greatest action game ever made. And it really is hard.
I could give two shits about trying to impress people with anything, let alone with my gaming skills.

I respectfully disagree with the homo-ness of Ninja Gaiden, and of ninjas in general.

[CovieKiller]

I think Zen has some inner hatred towards Ninja's. He must be gay.

Anyways, yeah I picked up Ninja Gaiden 2. Its awesome...pure awesome. The camera gets a little annoying at times but its forgiveable. The game is also quite hard. Most of the boss fights so far have been gut wrenchingly difficult. Im only on Chapter 5. I can see myself playing this game more than once thats for sure. In some ways, its harder than the first but also easier.


See people? Answer like this get you a high five from Covie.

*high five*

[SpiderByte]

*high five*

NG2 just simply kicks my ass on all levels. The first Ninja Gaiden was one of my favourite games. Ninja Gaiden 2 is now right up there.

[CovieKiller]

*high five*

NG2 just simply kicks my ass on all levels. The first Ninja Gaiden was one of my favourite games. Ninja Gaiden 2 is now right up there.


*chest bump*

[SpiderByte]

*roundhouse kick*

[Unreal Player]

i can't wait to get in on this.

[CovieKiller]

*roundhouse kick*


WTF.

[SpiderByte]

WTF.

Sorry....that chest bump scared me so that was my immediate reaction.

Oh and I dont know if Im the only one...but my 360 freezes everytime I try and check the leaderboard. I dont know if you had that problem Covie.

[TheZenMan]

I do hate ninjas.

Not personally, or even accurately, I hate the western ninja.

Which is basically a dude with a bunch of swords, magic, over the top moves and flashy everything. It's dumb.

A real ninja is so lame it's not worthy of attention though.

I played the first one and I played Sigma. Sigma was supposed to be the greatest thing on earth ever. It wasn't. It was shit just like the first one.

And they both got near perfect scores. It's not a fun game.

And to be perfectly honest, I don't hate the game, I hate the players.

[CovieKiller]

I do hate ninjas.

Not personally, or even accurately, I hate the western ninja.

Which is basically a dude with a bunch of swords, magic, over the top moves and flashy everything. It's dumb.

A real ninja is so lame it's not worthy of attention though.

I played the first one and I played Sigma. Sigma was supposed to be the greatest thing on earth ever. It wasn't. It was shit just like the first one.

And they both got near perfect scores. It's not a fun game.

And to be perfectly honest, I don't hate the game, I hate the players.


Well, I hate anybody who thinks they're awesome because they're good at a video game (or anything else for that matter)

I never played Sigma, but I actually heard that for whatever reasons it wasn't as good as the original or NG Black. I'll probably never know for myself.

[SpiderByte]

Interesting you feel this way Master.