Soooo... my Mayor...

[Stingray427]

Anybody heard ? I suprized none of you said anything.

[TheZenMan]

I heard Paul W. Smith for like 8 seconds this morning, what's the deal?

[Kewl]

haven't we all learned text messages leave an audit trail...

[Stingray427]

I just amazed none of you have made a wise crack or asked yet. Its been in every paper on the planet, CNN, MSNBC. Hell it was even one of this weeks stories on Nightline.

[MsThang]

What's there to ask/say? If you read the stories it's pretty easy to grasp.

[HaloGuardian]

are you the mayor ray?

[MsThang]

Ray's too old to be your mayor.

[MsThang]

Oh and isn't that mayor a democrat?

[Lil Rock N]

What did he do?

[BillyBobRedneck]

I think he killed a bunch of hookers and made a suit from their skin.

[Lil Rock N]

I think he killed a bunch of hookers and made a suit from their skin.

Sweet. Can I buy one on ebay?

[MsThang]

He was accused of having an affair with his Chief of Staff and denied it, she resigned, the other day text messages revealed sexually explicit text messages betwixt the two.

[Kewl]

I'm gonna take my time... she gon get hers before I... I'm gonna take it slooow... I'm not gonna rush the stroke so she can get a...

Sexual Eruption So I can get a Sexual Eruption so we can get a sexual eruption... sexual eruption (whoa whoa)

She might be with him but she's thinkin bout me me meeee
We don't go to the mall we don't go out to eat eat eaaaat
All that we ever do is play in the sheets sheets sheeeets
Smoke us a cigarette and go back to sleep sleep sleeep cause we then got a...

Sexual eruption Sexual Eruption (whoa whoa) Sexual eruption Sexual eruption (whoa whoa)

If you don't know by now Doggy Dog is a freak freak freeeaak
I keep a bad bitch with me seven days out the week week weeeek
And all that we ever do is play in the sheets sheets sheeeets
Smoke us a cigarette and go back to sleep sleep sleeeep cause we then got a...

Sexual Eruption Sexual Eruption (whoa whoa)
Sexual Eruption Sexual Eruption (whoa whoa)

I was all in the club sippin some Hen,
smokin on a blunt of dro when I peeped this lil hoe out,
I was all at the bar with drift up
Shawty Red came on then she hit the flo now
with a see thru dress on long hair light brown eyes lookin like
Ms.Bo-P and a nigga know if I take her home with them wide ass hips ya damn right I'm gon be,
so I approached the the chick with the real pretty face big ass booty with the lil bittie waist
I whispered in her ear lil momma what you drank I know that you a freak
but you know I ain't gon say shit,
See my game is outrageous I got her to the crib and exchanged some fuck faces
but it wasn't no use for me to rush to buss one cause I wanted her to have a eruption

[Chorus:]
Sexual Eruption (a sexual eruption) Sexual Eruption (orgasm) sexual eruption sexual eruption sexual eruption

[HaloGuardian]

I could imagine some poltician on capitol hill reading those lyrics.

[Stingray427]

He was accused of having an affair with his Chief of Staff and denied it, she resigned, the other day text messages revealed sexually explicit text messages betwixt the two.


Not quite.

He FIRED several police officers over the past few years to cover it up. One went IAD to complain. Then he fired that guy for investgating the complaint. They filed (of course). Both the Mayor and his COS denied the relationship UNDER OATH!!!. The cops won in court.

The Mayor appealed, then in the pre-appeal meetings they showed him the text messages. They dropped the appeal and settled for over 9 million (with gag orders). The created a bunch of fake documents to get the City Councl to approve the settlement so they wouldn't know about their purgery.


There is a whole bunch of other shit too...


Now its all come out. The Prosecuter is probobly going to file charges. The City Council is after his ass for trickin their ass with the fake documents and abuse of power, and like +85 of the population thinks he should resign.



Oh, did i mention the two dead strippers who danced at a party at the mayors house? They were allegedly killed to cover up the fact that his wife came home and beat one of them up and sent her to the hospital. Her son has filed suit for 150 million because they obstructed justice by "stopping" the investigation into her death.

[Stingray427]

Now some of the other Texts are coming out. Bid rigging and and stuff. Wait till the full blown "payoff/kick back" and "kill the stripper" ones hit.


Come on Zen.... do you ever watch the fuckin news?

[outsider]

Shit...

Sounds like a job for Batman.

[chunkreloaded]

oh kwame....what will he do next?

[HaloGuardian]

Ray voted for him

[Stingray427]

Ray voted for him


Sike!