List your best "Oh shit, you bastards" Gaming moment.

[Stingray427]

OK, remeber X-Men for the Genesis. Where you got to the computer and the screen said "reset your computer". After about 6 times there i got mad and instead of turning it off like I had been doing I hit the reset button, then the fuckin game continued. I yealed "OH SHIT!!!! You Bastards".
That was a truely "out of the box" game design thinking

[Söy]

this proves that ray cannot follow directions

[Stingray427]

Actualy I think it said "reset THE computer" which i tried to do ON screen since I was standing next to a big fuckin computer.

[fibula]

Steam for Half Life 2 on a dial up

[TheZenMan]

None, I win at every game without ever taking damage or losing one guy...

...even DOOM.

[fibula]

None, I win at every game without ever taking damage or losing one guy...

...even DOOM.

Pfffft

Dude you get scared playing FEAR

[TheZenMan]

I get nervous.

[fibula]

Sorry, nervous

[Dudeness]

Everytime I beat somebody on Ninja Gaiden for Xbox. Finishing the game goes way beyond this type of moment...

[BillyBobRedneck]

or replace "you bastards" with "sonuvabitch"...


I was playing SCDA, just got like 4 headshots on the tanker, and I farted. Wetly. Very Wetly. So I reach my hand into my underwear to double check... "oh shitttt, sonuvabitch"

[PAINxKILLER]

Everytime I beat somebody on Ninja Gaiden for Xbox. Finishing the game goes way beyond this type of moment...

Every time I got killed by those ghost fish...

[Kewl]

Fighting Physcho Mantis in MGS. Tricky, but cool.

[SpiderByte]

Every time I got killed by those ghost fish...

Those fucks annoyed me!

[SpiderByte]

Most recent "OH SHIT" was actually in Gears of War, in the last act.

[GoodCitizenDan]

One of my more recent 'oh shit' moments was playing Disgaea 2.

I thought I was doing pretty good. I had most of my guys over level 200 and I could beat almost anything I tried. Well, a new mission called "Fight he most powerfull overlord" came up and I decided to give it a shot... Right from he beginning I could see this was gonna be a hard fight, considering the guy's level was more than double mine. Whatever, I thought... Its only ONE GUY! I have taken enemies way higher level than me with out TOO MUCH trouble...

Well, his level was tricky, so it took a few minutes to get my heavy hitters up to the front row of battle. As soon as I did.... BOOM! the boss casts a spell that turns the whole playing field into one big mushroom cloud. My mouth just dropped open. Then the damage reports came up and each character took around 500,000hp in damage. It actually typed it as 500k cause there were too many damn zeros in the damage he did to me.

EVERYBODY died... one hit... All I could do was stare at the screen and mutter "Ohhhh, shiiiiiit"

[yellowmadness54]

oh my worst OH SHIT MOMENT, i was playing heretic and i cant find the exit and i kept dieing and finally i figure out it was in the beginning,lol

[yellowmadness54]

or replace "you bastards" with "sonuvabitch"...


I was playing SCDA, just got like 4 headshots on the tanker, and I farted. Wetly. Very Wetly. So I reach my hand into my underwear to double check... "oh shitttt, sonuvabitch"

LMAO

[GoodCitizenDan]

Since this thread got bumped(along with about 20 others), I might as well share an experience I had during a marathon game of Civilization 4 over the weekend...

It was an 8 person game and I was playing as China led by Mao Ze Dong. We were playing on 'continents' map and there were about 1-3 civilizations on each continent. Well, the game got down to the point where there was no free territory left and I needed to claim some more land to keep my production levels above the other countried. The 2 other contries on my continent were untouchable atm and would destroy me in a direct confrontation.

Thats when it hit me. I need new land to occupy and the native americans had a nice big chunk of it. This should be easy! Sadly, the game does not allow you to manufacture small-pox contaminated blankets... but I had the next best thing, Biological warfare missles! To make sure I didn't have any unexpected suprises I went to the UN and pushed through a nuclear non-proliferation treaty. I then situated my missle-ladden ships right off the native american shoreline aaaaaannnnnddddd GO!

Biological death rained down on the native americans. I took down 2 of their cities before they could even react and the bio-war missles destroyed the populations of the 3 closest cities so they shouldn't be able to retaliate before my airlifts start arriving....

Then everything went wrong

I've never seen so many nukes launch in a game of civilization. There must have been about 90 of them. Tactical nukes launched from submarines... ICBMs lifting off from their cities... they were fucking everywhere. My defense system shot down maybe half of them but it really didn't matter at that point.

Thats when I remembered what nuclear non-proliferation actually means. Guess I should have read the fine print on that treaty.

Needless to say, both my territory and the native americans' ended as smoldering radioactive craters. I think half the world turned to desert in the fallout as well... not that it mattered to me at that point.

[The Bagel]

Yesterday i punched a flying/barrel rolling mongoose in halo 3 and it exploded, it was pretty freaking sweet.
Also playing through cod4, there were many moments because of the pure frustration and difficulty that when an event occured, it made ya go thank god yes!

[iaacp]

Oh, the nuke in CoD4. I was all like "no way!" and stuff.